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| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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