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| What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more
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| What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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| What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more
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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more
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| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more
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