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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more
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| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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| What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more
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| Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!... more
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