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| Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he... more
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| "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."... more
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| 3. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived an... more
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| 4. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is thi... more
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| 5. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the d... more
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| 6. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| What do you call a small parent?A minimum !... more
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| 7. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Why are parents boring?Because theyre groan-ups.... more
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| 8. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "Im a slow reader."... more
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| 9. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. His parents immediately... more
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| 10. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and its all your fault.""Hows that?" asked... more
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