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| "Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but dont stand too close."... more
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| 2. | Category: Parent jokes |
| A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is thi... more
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| 3. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor do... more
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| 4. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Mrs. Ellis came home from work one evening to find her three-year-old son lighting up a cigar. She raced into the kitche... more
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| 5. | Category: Parent jokes |
| A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first child.After everything... more
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| 6. | Category: Parent jokes |
| When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at l... more
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| 7. | Category: Parent jokes |
| "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "Im a slow reader."... more
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| 8. | Category: Parent jokes |
| A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these it... more
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| 9. | Category: Parent jokes |
| Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,"Gee, youre dumb, Mom. Y... more
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| 10. | Category: Parent jokes |
| The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him... more
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