| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, Im having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe its your bed. Oh, Im all right at night, its in the da... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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