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| When is a parent like a child?When hes a miner.... more
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| When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at l... more
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| 3. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| What didnt Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?Parents.... more
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| 4. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ?Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christma... more
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| 5. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Father: " I know the answer to your bad grades. Youre spending too much time watching television." Son: " Im sorry, youl... more
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| 6. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Bentley and his wife and son were sitting at the dinner table when the boy suddenly blurted out,"Gee, youre dumb, Mom. Y... more
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| Down at the office Bostwick boasted to one of his buddies,"My son Arthur is smarter even than Abraham Lincoln. Arthur co... more
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| 8. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| We spend the first twelve months of our childrens lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years t... more
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| 9. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?A: I dont know son, Im still paying for it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Girl: Mom, mom a monsters just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, Ive just washed the floor.... more
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