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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more
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| 5. | Category: Aardvark jokes |
| What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!... more
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| When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats just won a fight?A well aardvark!... more
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| What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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