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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 04/11/2008 | | Views: | 8 | | | | Joke: | Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his fathers annoyance.Teddy, he called, how many more times have I got to tell you to come down the stairs quietly? Now, go back up and come down like a civilised human being.There was a silence, and Teddy reappeared in the front room.Thats better, said his father. Now will you always come down stairs like that?Suits me, said Teddy. I slid down the bannister. | | | |
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