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| Why are parents boring?Because theyre groan-ups.... more
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| Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class.Teacher: But shes top of the class.Father: Thats why I th... more
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| 3. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldnt find. Most of the time these it... more
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| 4. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Pride is what you feel when your kids net $143 from a garage sale. Panic is what you feel when you realize your car is m... more
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| 5. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaws classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James Who sh... more
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| 6. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "Im a slow reader."... more
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| 7. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is thi... more
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| 8. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Whats another name for an parent?Someone whos stopped growing except around the waist.... more
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| 9. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven oclock." She said, "But Father, Im no longer a child!" He said,... more
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| 10. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "Im thirsty. Can you bring me a drink... more
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