| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!... more
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