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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!... more
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| A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans... more
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| Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more
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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats just won a fight?A well aardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!... more
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| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!... more
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