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| What do you call an aardvark thats just lost a fight?A vark!... more
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| When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more
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| Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!... more
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| Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!... more
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| A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans... more
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| What do you call an aardvark good with a light saber?A darthvark!... more
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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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