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| Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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| What does the aardvark call his dog?Aard-bark!... more
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| Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more
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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!... more
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| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!... more
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| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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