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Category:Political jokes
Date Added:01/11/2008
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Joke:Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* peoples lights.
 
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