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| Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a... more
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| A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!"The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say... more
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| 3. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, dont you?A: They get elected.... more
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| 4. | Category: Political jokes |
| Why are Vampires Democrats?They want Gore in 2000.... more
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| 5. | Category: Political jokes |
| Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pre... more
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| 6. | Category: Political jokes |
| Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide?A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses.... more
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| 7. | Category: Political jokes |
| Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Ove... more
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| 8. | Category: Political jokes |
| A first grade teacher explained to her class that she is a liberal Democrat. She asks her students to raise their hands... more
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| 9. | Category: Political jokes |
| When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a "Bud."... more
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| A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?" "About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied pr... more
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