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| Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies?Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didnt you?... more
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| Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?Officer: Im making a house arrest... more
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| 3. | Category: Police jokes |
| A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.She said... more
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| 4. | Category: Police jokes |
| A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further hes stopped by a police officer. Officer: "Good... more
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| 5. | Category: Police jokes |
| A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."The w... more
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| 6. | Category: Police jokes |
| Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husb... more
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| 7. | Category: Police jokes |
| The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."Ive been waiting for you... more
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| 8. | Category: Police jokes |
| This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked."... more
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| 9. | Category: Police jokes |
| A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessies house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite policeman explained that... more
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| 10. | Category: Police jokes |
| "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""Youre wrong, officer, its only my hat that makes me look... more
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