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| | Category: | Police jokes | | Date Added: | 01/11/2008 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. | | | |
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