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| "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""Youre wrong, officer, its only my hat that makes me look... more
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| My horoscope read, "Youre going places and you cant be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadnt read it.... more
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| Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street) Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospital?Officer: Just stand w... more
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| 4. | Category: Police jokes |
| A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man lo... more
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| 5. | Category: Police jokes |
| A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer asked, "Can you describe... more
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| 6. | Category: Police jokes |
| A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guys window and says... more
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| 7. | Category: Police jokes |
| Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?Officer: Im making a house arrest... more
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| 8. | Category: Police jokes |
| One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard Cou... more
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| A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However,... more
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| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
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