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Category:Police jokes
Date Added:05/02/2008
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Joke:At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians.American : "In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police."Russian : "In Russia we dont require that you dial anything."
 
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