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| A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the guys window and says... more
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| A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man lo... more
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| 3. | Category: Police jokes  |
| A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks up to the drivers window and asks, "You drinkin?... more
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| When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you."Mike said, "Claudia Schiffers breasts... more
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| A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just wont be... more
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| A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make outMountain" to try to catch some couples in the act.When h... more
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| My horoscope read, "Youre going places and you cant be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadnt read it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: Hi, is this the police?Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?Caller: We... more
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| 9. | Category: Police jokes  |
| A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir,... more
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| A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that... more
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