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Category:Police jokes
Date Added:15/11/2008
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Joke:Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "Ive lost my dad!"The policeman said, "Whats he like?"Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"
 
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