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| The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehe... more
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| Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?Policeman: It was a moving violation.... more
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| Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: Hi, is this the police?Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?Caller: We... more
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| The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Your Honor," the crimin... more
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| Woman: Officer you must help. Ive just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, maam, well comb the area.... more
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| An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns,drove through a school zone within the legal speed limitwhen the fl... more
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| Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer... more
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| Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line,... more
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| Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be pr... more
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| A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City be... more
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