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Category:Police jokes
Date Added:09/11/2008
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Joke:One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police."Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered the information in the arrest record."Disappointing to say the least," the Sergeant replied. "Chateau Duvalier... 1962... rather thin... not aged well at all."
 
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