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| Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies?Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didnt you?... more
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| Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing in your car?" asked th... more
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| A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the same speed. However,... more
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| A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the pol... more
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| A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.... more
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| 6. | Category: Police jokes  |
| Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.... more
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| A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just wont be... more
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| Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer... more
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| There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the driver fell out."YOURE... more
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| A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir,... more
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