While leading the Friday evening services, the Rab... joke

A way to laugh your day away!

JOKES ::

SEARCH ::

Find:

Viewing Joke:
Category:	Religious jokes
Date Added:	09/11/2008
Rating:
Views:	16

Joke:	While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, walk in with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi,horrified, asked the Cantor to continue the service and went to talk toBernie.Rabbi: "What are doing here with a dog?"Bernie: "The dog came here to pray.""Oh, come on." says the Rabbi."YES!" says Bernie.Rabbi: "I dont believe you. You are just fooling around; thats not aproper thing to do in temple."Bernie: "Its true!".."Ok", says the Rabbi, "then show me what the dog can do.""OK" says Bernie nodding to the dog...The dog proceeds to open up thebarrel under his neck and removes a yarmulke, a tallis (puts them on hishead) and prayer book and actually starts saying prayers in Hebrew! TheRabbi is so shocked he listens for a full 15 minutes.When the Rabbi regains his composure, he is so impressed with the qualityof the praying he says to Bernie. "Do you think your dog would considergoing to Rabbinical school????"Bernie, throwing up his hands in disgust says,"YOU TALK TO HIM! He wants to be a doctor!"

	Add to del.icio.us Digg this Reddit

More Religious Jokes:

1.	Category: Religious jokes
	The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. Hes met by thereception committee, andafter a whirlwind tour is told that... more
2.	Category: Religious jokes
	A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the... more
3.	Category: Religious jokes
	A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself aro... more
4.	Category: Religious jokes
	A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His surplus was very or... more
5.	Category: Religious jokes
	Q: Why didnt Noah go fishing? A: He only had two worms!... more
6.	Category: Religious jokes
	Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing inTransylvan... more
7.	Category: Religious jokes
	The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said, "I give ten dollars." Just then, a... more
8.	Category: Religious jokes
	One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mothers broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it... more
9.	Category: Religious jokes
	Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise?A. Turn right and go straight.... more
10.	Category: Religious jokes
	The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the... more