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| Why cant an elephant ride a bicycle?Because he doesnt have a thumb to ring the bell.... more
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| Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because theyre two-tired.... more
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| Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed m... more
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| While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had... more
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| "Lie flat on your backs, class, and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes," said the gym teacher.... more
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| What is a ghost-proof bicycle? One with no spooks in it.... more
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| Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing.... more
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| Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick t... more
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| Our bank manager cant ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.... more
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| Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off? It was a vicious cycle.... more
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