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| "What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new wa... more
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| Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. "Ill have a hamburger please." "Burger... more
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| Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until Ive finished my meal.... more
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| Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered... more
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| Three couples are dining together.The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey".The English husband... more
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| Girl: How much is a soft drink
?
Waitress: Fifty cents.
Girl: How much is refill ?
Waitress: The first is
free.
Gi... more
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| 7. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... more
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| 8. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.... more
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| 9. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| I went to a restaurant that serves -breakfast at any time.- So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.... more
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| 10. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| Is your food spicy Sir ?No, smoke always comes out of my ears !... more
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