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Category:Restaurant jokes
Date Added:01/12/2008
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Joke:A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant hed enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, its been over five years since I first came in here." "Youll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the harried and now irritated waiter, "I can only serve one table at a time."
 
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