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| "Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, two-handed chees... more
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| Young woman sat down in small restaurant, a waitress came over to take her order. "Ill have a hamburger please." "Burger... more
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| How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and Ive just cashed up."... more
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| 4. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didnt liked it so he informed the waiter that... more
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| 5. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| "What flavors of ice cream
do you have?"
inquired the customer.
"Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,"
answered the n... more
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| 6. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?... more
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| 7. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| "Whats the matter with your dinner ?""Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what Ive... more
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| 8. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| "What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new wa... more
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| 9. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| Waiter, waiter, does the pianist play requests? Yes, sir. Then ask him to play tiddlywinks until Ive finished my meal.... more
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| 10. | Category: Restaurant jokes  |
| A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitred that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would... more
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