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| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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| Laugh and the class laughs with you.But you get detention alone !... more
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| The teacher was reviewing counting with her first-grade class. "Jackie," she asked, "can you count to 10 without mistake... more
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| Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al... more
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| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!... more
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| How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to t... more
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