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| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. Theres more of it !... more
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| Mother: Does your teacher like you ?Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those Xs on my test paper !... more
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| Teacher: Fred, Im glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is... more
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| Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!... more
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| Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!... more
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| The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shou... more
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| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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| A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha... more
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| Introductory Chemistry was taught at Duke University for many years by professor Bonk. One year, two guys took the class... more
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