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| Q. Why did the jellybean go to school?A. Because he wanted to be a smarty... more
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| Boy to Friend: Im sorry, I wont be able to go out after school. I promised Dad that I would stay in and help him with my... more
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| Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: You arent paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher Im having trouble listening... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| Whats the worst thing youre likely to find in the school cafeteria?The food!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t... more
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| Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Austr... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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