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| What was King Arthurs favourite game?Knights and crosses!... more
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| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you werent the best teacher in the school... more
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| Teacher : Cant you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, Ive had this cold in my head for two days... more
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| Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,... more
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| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight !... more
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| Why arent you doing very well in history?Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!... more
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| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav... more
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