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| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| Father: Well Son, how are your exam results ?Son: Theyre under waterFather: What do you mean ?Son: Below "C" level !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| What do history teachers make when they want to get together?Dates!... more
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| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !... more
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| Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more
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| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!... more
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| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?I didnt take algebra!... more
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