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| Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class?Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!... more
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| Playing truant from school is like a credit cardFun now, pay later !... more
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| Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred: Ive added these figures ten times. Teacher: Good work! Fred: And here are my ten answers !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!... more
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| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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