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| How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)... more
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| A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his... more
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| A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recr... more
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| A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tap... more
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| A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particular... more
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| "A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"... more
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| Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?A: A Buy-ologist.... more
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| An old mountain man in Arkansas was sick and bedridden. He had not been outdoors for a few weeks and had a sharp craving... more
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| A boy frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and his Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful... more
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| 10. | Category: Biologist jokes |
| A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of capti... more
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