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| Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more
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| Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but youve only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!... more
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| Im not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?The teacher doesnt know a thing, all she does is ask questions!... more
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| Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach... more
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| When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?Because there are no pupils to see!... more
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| Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir !... more
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| The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their son brought home. "The only consolation I can find in these... more
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| A little kids in school, taking a true-false test and hes flipping a coin. At the end of the test hes flipping the coin... more
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| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Whys that ?Jane... more
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