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| Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?On their feet!... more
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| Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?Pupil: Eighty... more
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| Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, rea... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Be sure that you go straight home after schoolI cant, I live just round the corner !... more
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| "Isnt the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl."Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl."No.""Im the principals d... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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