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| Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?Pupil: I dont know, my TV doesnt pick it up... more
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| A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?Because when the cane goes bam the child goes boo!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| The food in our school canteen is perfect.If your a bug!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ?Jane: Yes, and were going again tomorrow.Mother: Really ? Whys that ?Jane... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Our teacher talks to herself does yours ?Yes, but she doest realise it, she thinks were actually listening !... more
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| If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5... more
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