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| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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| Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?Pupil: All of them !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes  |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?Because his class was so bright!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: You missed school yesterday didnt you?Pupil: Not very much!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, de... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| My teacher reminds me of history Shes always repeating herself!... more
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