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| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could st... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? One dollar. You dont know... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| A history jokeTeacher: When was Rome built?Pupil: At night.Teacher: Why did you say that?Pupil: Because my Dad always sa... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasnt drun... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ?About an hour and a half after I arrived at school... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now g... more
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| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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