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| Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother wont let me do it at home !... more
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| Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?Dont tell me that they havent found it ye... more
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| Where did all the cuts and blood come from?The school went on a trip!... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth!Pupil: What?, and get bitten!... more
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| Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!... more
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| Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more
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| Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated?Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile!Teacher: Name an animal that lives... more
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