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| Teacher: Ill call you Fred Smith then.Pupil: My dad wont like that.Teacher: Why is that?Pupil: He doesnt like people tak... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.His Mother s... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Thats quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it?Pupil: I dont know teacher. What will you give m... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439. What is the difference?Stella: Thats what I say, whats the difference`?... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Fred came home from his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother, "Except the teacher didnt... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !... more
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