| 1. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure,... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being her... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: How do you like going to school?Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but Im not too keen o... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8?Pupil: Up and down or across?Teacher: What do you mean?Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Whats happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : Its stolen !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didnt know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What are the Great Plains?Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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