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| Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more
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| Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be?Fred: None!Fred (surprised): Why not?Fred:... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year?Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day?Pupil: The school bus!... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Whats black and white all over and difficult?An exam paper!... more
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| Teacher: Didnt you know the bell had gone? Fred: I didnt take it, Miss.... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Whats 2 and 2Pupil: 4Teacher: Thats goodPupil: Good ?, thats perfect !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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