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| A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time tha... more
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| 2. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early !... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Didnt you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you back!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I didnt do it because I didnt want to add to your alread... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Father: I hear you skipped school to play footballSon: No I didnt, and I have the fish to prove it!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I put it in a safe, but lost the combination!... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ?Pupil: No Teacher: What have you read then ?Pupil: Umm, Ive... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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