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| Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didnt have school di... more
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| Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that ?Pupil: Th... more
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| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes  |
| Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of t... more
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| Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half t... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes  |
| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !... more
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| Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl... more
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