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| Teacher: Whats the longest word in the English language ?Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and l... more
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| Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What came after the stone age and the bronze age?Pupil: The sausage!... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: How much is half of 8Pupil: Up and down or across ?Teacher: What do you mean ?Pupil: Well,up and down makes a 3... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Youre new here arent you, whats your name?Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that wont freeze ?Pupil: Hot water !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher : Billy, please dont whistle while studying.Billy : Oh, but Im not studying - just whistling !... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| How many students does it take to change a light bulb?None. Light bulb changing isnt in the course notes.... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: What family does the octopus belong to?Pupil: Nobody I know!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ?Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !... more
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