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| Jackie stood quietly as her father examined her report card."What is this 45 in math?" asked her father."I think thats t... more
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| Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more
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| 3. | Category: School jokes |
| Im not going to school today, Alexander said to his mother. The teachers bully me and the boys in my class dont like me.... more
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| 4. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!... more
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| 6. | Category: School jokes |
| Are you in the top half of your class ?No, Im one of the students who make the top half possible !... more
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| 7. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher, I cant solve this problem.Any five year old should be able to solve this one.No wonder I cant do it then, Im ne... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes |
| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| 9. | Category: School jokes |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes |
| Teacher: I hope I didnt see you looking at Freds test paper.Pupil: I hope you didnt see me either!... more
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