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| Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didnt exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me !... more
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| Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt?Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoahs court!... more
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| Bad timing for an excuse Teacher: Why were you late?Pupil: Sorry, teacher, I overslept.Teacher: Its three in the afterno... more
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| A student comes to a young professors office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I wou... more
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| 5. | Category: School jokes  |
| An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!... more
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| Sandy began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl... more
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| Q: What did one math book say to the other?A: Man I got a lot of problems!... more
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| 8. | Category: School jokes  |
| A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I... more
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| Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !... more
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| 10. | Category: School jokes  |
| Why was the headmaster worried?Because there were too many rulers in school!... more
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